Tuesday, February 01, 2011

The Take Over, The Break's Over...Oh Yeah! Piss!

So today began medical bullshit, 2011 edition, endocrinologist remix. However, I feel though this time the bullshit is going to be a minimum and the results are going to finally come. So here's what we know as of today.

My insurance is good to go.
My testosterone, as well as a few of my other pituitary gland related hormones aren't right.
I get a bunch more blood tests Friday morning.
I get an MRI of my head in the next two weeks.

and last, but certainly not least, I GET TO COLLECT MY PISS FOR 24 HOURS!

Starting Thursday at 8am, I wake up, piss in a toilet, then flush. From then on, every drop of my golden, sacred urine goes into a giant red jug for the next 24 hours. So, because I am a giant child, I am going to document as much of this as I can on this blog as well as my tumblr, caffeineorme.tumblr.com. I am taking suggestions on different liquids I should drink (I'm not drinking bodily fluids, well...some may be up for debate), as well as live updates on how full the bottle is, and good thing I copped that iPhone four, BECAUSE WERE MAKING VIDEOS BITCH!

Expect to be creeped out and to hear killer jams in the background while I piss into the same bottle for 24 hours while different friends come over and offer moral support or just try and fuck with me while I piss in a jar. Friday at 8am, I take my last piss, then head over to the lab (the real lab, not like the studio lab) drop off the piss and then let some grumpy lady stick needles in my arm again, take a few gallons of blood to be spun, again, and then wait to see what that's all about. Over the next few days I find out when I get MRI'ed, and then they see what's fucking up my manhood.


So please email all beverage suggestions to imalwaystiredallthetime@gmail.com

PISS!

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